Adventures of the Mad Xanthophobiac

That's my name; Xanthophobiac. It's a good name. I use it everywhere. I make very little sense but I am a very good listener so feel free to talk to me.
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marypsue:

marypsue:

Vampires who look and dress like fourteen-year-old budding goth kids because no one will ever believe that they’re actually vampires, no matter what they might see or hear.

Vampires wearing bad plastic fangs and tacky red contacts everywhere they go and telling people to call them things like “Lord Bloodfang McDarkness the Third” and “Salacia, Mistress of the Night”.

mrbutts:

ohstephyy:

my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video.

this is the most important video of my life

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?